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1 April, 2012

My new writing gig
Filed under: — Psychochild @ 11:24 AM
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Well, good news and bad news. Let's get the bad news out of the way first: I'm stepping back from my responsibilities on Storybricks. Frankly the work was too creative and rewarding. As I get older, I realize that I really just want to have a cubicle somewhere and try to do as little work as possible. Preferably a job where I can be a raging asshole after making a lot of money being acquired by a company that is totally not evil and doesn't attract assholes.

Anyway, the good news is that I've landed a new gig at Bioware. Spoiler alert: it has to deal with Mass Effect 3!

After being tired of being paid fairly well as a programmer and designer, I decided I wanted to make a lot less money, so I've been applying for game writing jobs. One of the places my spambot contacted from scraping addresses from websites is Bioware. I guess they were impressed with how persistent I was, although I think that was just a bug in the spambot that resent the email a few times too many. But, whatever.

Obviously I'm under NDA, but let's pretend we're at one of the bars at GDC, and I'll let you in on all the juicy details, 'K? Just keep it between us.

My first job is to write a "clarification" to the ending of Mass Effect 3. Now, I admit, I'm only near the end of Mass Effect 1, so it's going to be a bit of a challenge, but I'm up for it. I'm sure I can learn on the job, right?

I'm finishing a proposal right now for some DLC that will clarify the ending and add a lot of new content. What happened is that the indoctrination theorists are partially right. A machine was adjusting Sheperd's mind! but, it was a long-term cryosleep chamber instead of the Reapers! This was even hinted at in the first Mass Effect: ever notice that there were sleeping pods on the Normandy, even though the ship was capable of faster-than-light travel? Why would you need pods that are obviously built for long-term sleep for long distances if you can use the mass relays to travel around the galaxy rapidly? Obviously this is a sign Sheperd's mind is trying to communicate with him/her, presenting a symbol to the subconscious to try to get him/her to piece it together.

My DLC, tentatively called "The Crimson Short", will have a flashback to the original Normandy where Shepherd will notice a swimming certificate hanging on the wall. This is strange, since it's been established that Shepherd can't swim (ever notice that he/she never visits worlds with water in the first Mass Effect?) If Shepherd takes the swim certificate to the medical bay and analyzes the swimming certificate under a microscope, he'll notice a microdot full of data in the dot of an 'i'. Analyzing this will lead to Shepherd finally awaking from the cryosleep into the real world. But... EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED!

Turns out Shepherd wasn't a big military hero, rather a technician (third-class) named "Dave" (or a trans-gendered person named Davette if your Shepherd dreamed he/she was female). The Reavers were real, and they won. They developed a ray that would turn humanoid life into piles of dust. But, since Sheperd was in cryosleep stasis, he was saved from the destruction and awakens millions of years later to find the rest of the crew dead, as well as all humanoid life in the galaxy! The Reavers became dormant again so now Dave(tte) is free to roam open space once again. But, he/she won't be alone, oh no!

He/she has a VI assisting him that, over the years, broke into the databanks that stored employee personality data and borrowed different parts of personalities from others, leading to a conflicted character that is simultaneously courages/cowardly, officious/lazy, etc. A lot of the personalities in the ship database were spacers from the galactic rim, so that affects a large part of the VI's personality. This VI will be named "Arnold" (or "Arnolda" depending on if your relationships were primarily hetero- or homosexual). The VI has also updated its visual presentation to be a lot more human-like. Due to this quirk, the VI has taken to wearing a flashy 'H' on his/her forehead (but this is just a way to remind the player that they are the last living person).

Dave(tte) also has a new character: a sentient cat that evolved over the years. This character will be rather vain and selfish, just like a real cat! This character is intended to be the comic relief in what is othewise a very serious and grim story. There's a third character, an android that evolved from a Quarian design intended to replace the Geth. I wanted to name it in homage to John Crichton from Farscape, but EA legal made me obscure the name to "Kryten".

The climax of the story is when the ship reactors start to go critical, and Arnold(a) accidentally gets trapped behind a containment field. Thinking that Arnold(a) is sacrificing him-/herself like Floyd from Planetfall (okay, so I'm borrowing a bit from a few other sources!) Dave(ette) has an emotional scene where he/she keenly feels the loss of a trusted companion and goes on a psychological journey to understand exactly what Arnold(a) meant to him/her. Since most of the personalities were from the galactic rim, this part is called the "Rimmer Experience".

Anyway, I have some "leaked" footage from one cutscene. It shows the upgrade in graphics the team has been working on, and how their models have completely gone past the "uncanny valley". This clip assumes a male "Dave" with with a male "Arnold". (Ignore the woman in the scene, she'll be written out [and back in] later.) You can watch it on YouTube: http://youtu.be/py3u3P9OpBE

Obviously, I'm tremendously excited and honored to be part of this new team. I hope this satisfies all the people disappointed with the ME3 ending. At any rate, I expect great things!

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8 Comments »

  1. Yay, the red dwarf ending! Oh I wish this was true :)

    Comment by spinks — 1 April, 2012 @ 11:38 AM

  2. And a happy April's fool to you too! =P

    Comment by Syl — 1 April, 2012 @ 11:53 AM

  3. Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your DLC.

    Comment by Zoso — 1 April, 2012 @ 1:50 PM

  4. The feminine version of Dave is Davina, not Davette. You would have zero chance of not knowing this if you lived in the UK.

    Other than that, nice try!

    Comment by bhagpuss — 1 April, 2012 @ 3:50 PM

  5. bhagpuss wrote:
    The feminine version of Dave is Davina, not Davette.

    Obviously this is explained in the other DLC I am working on, "The Great Naming Concord". It goes into detail about how the assistant who negotiated the trade agreement when the drugged-out negotiator went to rehab agreed to change a bunch of Earth names. So, Davette is the more futuristic space-feminine version of "Dave" as per an agreement with the Salarians. (Ending spoiler: the Salarians overpay on the vindaloo and papadums they ordered during lunch.)

    Comment by Psychochild — 1 April, 2012 @ 4:03 PM

  6. I am totally buying this epic piece of DLC!

    Comment by Killington — 1 April, 2012 @ 7:39 PM

  7. Based on the evidence of your previous fanfic, we do at least we know that the intimate scenes between Davette and Arnolda will be most splendidly excellent.

    Arnolda: "What's wrong Shepard?"
    Davette: "It's cold outside"
    Arnolda: "Then let's stay in the nightclub"
    Davette: "There's no kind of atmosphere."
    Arnolda: "It is a bit quiet after the decimation by the Reapers."
    Davette: "I'm all alone, more or less."
    Arnolda: "Hey, you've still got me."
    Davette: "Let me fly, far away from here."
    Arnolda: "Look, I've told you what happened to the Normandy."
    Davette: "Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun."
    Arnolda: "Well, that's, uh, one interpretation of events, sure..."

    Comment by Melmoth — 2 April, 2012 @ 9:53 AM

  8. In case anyone missed it, this was an April Fool's joke. ;)

    Comment by Psychochild — 22 April, 2012 @ 11:51 AM

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